Worst New Fast Food Item

Just when I thought nothing could be worse than KFC's "Famous Bowls" (bowls of mashed potatoes with every other gloppy, carb-y thing they serve piled on top), Domino's invents --
Bread Bowl Pasta. That's right, pasta served in a bowl made of bread. White flour served on white flour! Mmmmm.

They want $5.99 for this. I'm guessing that it contains roughly 15c worth of flour, plus, of course, some cheap nasty shortening, and oh, a teeny bit of animal protein and/or a smidgen of vegetables in the sauce if you choose the right variety.

Italian-oid places, in particular, are big on being "generous" by piling on the carbs. Free "crazy bread!" All you can eat bread sticks! Please, fill yourself up on nutrition-free glop so you won't notice how little protein you're actually getting.

I trust I don't have to tell you to steer clear?