And In The Tabloids...

This week's "Star" has a picture of little Suri Cruise on the cover, with a big splashy headline about "SURI'S STRANGE LIFE!" Withholding all opinions of Tom Cruise and Scientology, the first weird thing they list on the cover is "NO TV! NO HAPPY MEALS!"

Hear that, gang? If you don't buy your toddler fast food junk (and let them watch lots of video programming), you're weird enough that the tabloid press will write about it.

Next thing you know it will be "THE HEARTBREAKING ABUSE! SURI MADE TO EAT HER VEGETABLES!"

Just a "Whither are we drifting?" moment.